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  Chapter 1

  Monday, December 21

  “Cow manure?”

  I was talking into my cell phone, but my friend Caroline Willner, who’d just popped into the kitchen with an armload of brightly wrapped presents, must have thought I was talking to her.

  “Is this part of the whole not-swearing-in-front-of-the-boys thing?” she asked. “And what did I do to deserve—oops!” Her voice sank to a whisper. “Sorry! Didn’t realize you were on the phone.”

  Although I could see that her curiosity was aroused.

  “We have access to a variety of manures—cow, horse, sheep, goat, and llama,” I said into the phone. “Much of it’s even organic. Is there a particular reason you want cow manure?”

  “Well, any of those would be acceptable,” my caller said. “Especially the organic ones. I just don’t want chicken manure.”

  “Of course not,” I said. “It’s so apt to be infected with salmonella. Give me your address and let me know when I can drop by—would sometime later today work? If you can show me the area you want fertilized, I can figure out how much manure is required and how many volunteers we’ll need to spread it.”

  “I’ll be home all day putting up the tree.” She rattled off her address. When I’d jotted it down, we wished each other a Merry Christmas and signed off.

  “And a Merry Christmas to you,” I said, turning to Caroline and accompanying the greeting with a hug.

  “Likewise.” She set the presents down on the table and began to pry her small, round form out of a bright turquoise down jacket. “Your mother sent me in here to see how I could help out with this noble, heartwarming holiday endeavor you’re in charge of. And it turns out to be a manure-delivery service? I can see why she told me to ask you, instead of explaining it herself.”

  I could see her point—I wasn’t sure Mother had ever actually uttered the word “manure” in her life—she preferred “natural fertilizer.”

  “And it’s certainly not very Christmas-y, is it?” she added. “Not exactly festive.”

  I sighed.

  “Manure can be pretty festive if you’re a die-hard gardener,” I pointed out.

  “Ooh—I have an idea,” she exclaimed. “How about some exotic manure? Much more festive. And I’ve got a lot of it down at the sanctuary. Zebra manure, wildebeest manure, yak manure—lots of options. I’m very careful about their feed, so it’s all completely organic. You’re welcome to as much of it as you’d like.”

  “I’ll suggest that to Dad,” I said. “He’s the manure expert.” And I could let him explain that we probably had more than enough suitable manure right here in Caerphilly County, thanks to the growing number of local farmers who’d taken up organic farming. Although if too many of them had figured out that they could actually sell their organic manure, nice to know we could trek down to the Willner Wildlife Refuge for a supply—it was only an hour or so southwest of us. “Most of our projects aren’t that weird, and so far this is the only one involving manure. It’s called Helping Hands for the Holidays.”

  “And just what does Helping Hands do when it’s not delivering manure?”

  “Well, it all started out this fall, after the hurricane,” I said. “For a while everywhere you went you saw blue tarps, boarded-up windows, and piles of branches and other debris. The Ladies’ Interfaith Council figured out that some people couldn’t do the cleanup and repairs themselves and couldn’t afford to hire anyone. So they decided to help out.”

  “If I try very hard, I can see the members of the Ladies’ Interfaith Council picking up fallen branches,” Caroline said. “Small, graceful ones. But shingling roofs? Do they wear white gloves, or is that just for the tea parties?”

  “Clearly it’s been a while since you went to a Council meeting.” I had to laugh. “Robyn Smith started shaking things up when she took over as rector at Trinity, and ever since they let in the Wiccans and the atheists, things have been downright lively.”

  “Is your mother okay with all of this?” Caroline looked anxious.

  “Mother’s fine with it,” I said. “They haven’t done away with the tea parties and cucumber sandwiches—they’ve just added a whole lot of other things, most of which she approves of, as long as other people do the heavy lifting. Anyway, the Council decided to fix things up for a couple of the neediest cases—a few retired folks on limited income and a young woman who was recently widowed and is trying to work full time while raising three kids. They negotiated a deal with Randall Shiffley—his construction company provided the supplies at cost and he donated the services of a few skilled workers. The Council raised the money to pay for the supplies and recruited volunteers to perform the manual labor under the supervision of Randall’s workers. And stuff got done for people who couldn’t otherwise afford it. The ladies of the Council saw that it was good, so they got all excited and decided we should do a lot more of this helping our neighbors.”

  “And that’s not a good thing?” She must have picked up on my tone.

  “It’s a wonderful thing,” I said. “But this is absolutely the wrong time of year to be doing it. Everybody’s calendars are already bursting at the seams, and the weather hasn’t exactly been helpful.”

  “Really?” She cocked her head in puzzlement, rather like a bird. “I thought you hadn’t had any snow? We haven’t down my way.”

  “We haven’t,” I said. “Snow isn’t the only kind of weather that can complicate things. The last few months we’ve had unseasonably warm weather and torrential rain—Caerphilly Creek has flooded three times already this month. But whenever the thermometer plunges into the sub-freezing zone, the atmosphere’s dry as a bone. We’ve had nothing for weeks but warm wet days and bright sunny deep-freeze days. Everyone’s mourning the likelihood that we won’t have a white Christmas.”

  “Maybe Rose Noire should do her snow-summoning dance,” Caroline suggested. “It could help—it was a lot of fun last year.”

  “Oh, so that’s what happened?” I said. “No, thank you. Breaking the all-time snowfall record last year was interesting, but we don’t need to go for two Christmas blizzards in a row. And a snowfall could bring all the Helping Hands projects to a complete halt, instead of just making everyone who’s working on them miserable. At least the people working on the outdoors projects—fortunately we do have some indoor projects. In addition to roofs, furnaces, insulation, wiring, and plumbing we started getting other kinds of requests. Car repairs. Accounting woes. Medical issues. Helping Hands turned into a sort of Make-A-Wish program for grown-ups. And then—”

  My phone rang. It was Randall Shiffley. I should probably answer. With luck he was wearing his mayor’s hat and calling me, his part-time special assistant, on some official business. But the odds were it would be Helping Hands business. I could at least hope he was calling with a progress report on an existing project, not enlisting me for a new one.


  “Hey, Randall,” I said. “What’s up?”

  “Hey, Meg,” he said. “Got a couple new ones for you.”

  I tried to sigh too softly for him to hear. Then I put the phone on speaker. Hearing our discussion of whatever new projects Randall was about to dump on me would probably do more than any amount of explaining to help Caroline understand Helping Hands for the Holidays.

  “First one’s a no-brainer. Couple over on Bland Street whose grandmother is coming to live with them, and she’s in a wheelchair. They’ve asked if we can build them a ramp.”

  “Refreshingly straightforward.” I was scribbling in my notebook-that-tells-me-when-to-breathe, as I called my voluminous to-do list. “You want me to go over and kick things off?”

  “No need,” Randall said. “I’ll send one of my men over to scope it out. If their granny needs a wheelchair ramp, odds are she’ll also need a whole host of other accommodations they haven’t even thought of yet. Once we know what-all they need, I’ll let you know how many helpers to send. Meanwhile, do you have some time today? Got a new possible project that requires your touch.”

  This time Randall could probably hear my sigh. Requiring my touch usually meant that either the project or the person requesting it was difficult. Possibly both.

  “You know Mr. Dunlop?” he asked. “Harvey Dunlop, over on the south side of town?”

  The name sounded familiar. I frowned in an effort to place him. Enlightenment struck.

  “Harvey the Hoarder?” I asked.

  “That’s him.” Randall chuckled. “Good old Harvey.”

  “Are his neighbors complaining again? I thought that yard cleanup we talked him into doing last summer shut them up.”

  “The cleanup you talked him into,” Randall said. “I like to give credit where it’s due. Yes, they shut up for a while, but now they’re back, complaining about rodents, and smell, and what an eyesore the house itself is. On top of that, this time Mr. Dunlop’s relatives have gotten into the act and are threatening to sic Adult Protective Services on him. And you know what Meredith’s like.”

  Yes, I did. Here in Caerphilly, Adult Protective Services—or Child Protective Services, or any other kind of town or county social work—meant Meredith Flugleman. Which wasn’t a bad thing—she was highly skilled, passionately dedicated, and without a doubt one of the best-hearted people in the county. But she was also annoyingly perky and persistent. Once she decided that Something Must Be Done, having her around was like having a small, yappy terrier nipping at—or worse, attaching itself to—your ankles. I didn’t think her approach would work well with Mr. Dunlop.

  “So he’s asked for our help?” I said.

  “Not exactly,” Randall said. “But he needs it. And I figure if anyone can talk him into asking for help, you can.”

  I took several of the deep, calming yoga breaths my cousin Rose Noire was always nagging me to try when stressed.

  “Meg?”

  “Just checking my schedule,” I said. “I should be able to get over to Mr. Dunlop’s house a little later this morning. I’m assuming time is of the essence.”

  “I can only do so much to slow down the town building inspector,” Randall said. “And you know Meredith. Luckily Meredith’s on a cruise till after New Year’s, and the inspector’s off deer hunting for the time being. But still—the sooner the better.”

  “I’ll see what I can do.”

  Chapter 2

  “Looks as if Randall just rearranged your day,” Caroline said as I was hanging up.

  “And I’ll have to desert you,” I replied.

  “Not necessarily,” she said. “Do you mind if I come along? I confess, I’m a little curious to see this Harvey the Hoarder. And while I do plan to spend some time out at the zoo helping your grandfather with whatever he’s up to, if I’m staying here through the holidays, I’m probably going to get sucked into your Helping Hands thing as well, so maybe I should start looking for a project that matches my skill set. This sounds a lot more interesting than plumbing and carpentry.”

  “Are you sure?” I asked. “The place could be pretty awful. And there could be more than just inanimate objects—there could be cockroaches. Rats.”

  “I’ve done first aid on wounded badgers,” she said with a laugh. “I’m not afraid of a little old Rattus norvegicus. In fact, if we do find rats, I could take charge of humanely trapping and disposing of them. Right in my wheelhouse. Just give me a hand bringing in my suitcase and the rest of the presents from my car and I’ll be at your service.”

  “Let’s get the boys to help.” I led the way out into the hall, reached for the cord attached to a large wall-mounted dinner bell, and gave it a brisk jingle.

  “This is new,” Caroline said.

  “We installed it a few months ago, when Michael and I both had laryngitis,” I said. “Josh and Jamie seem to find it entertaining, so we’ve kept it around.”

  From somewhere upstairs came the sound of pounding feet, then a pair of faces peered over the railing around the second-floor landing. No, make that a trio of faces. I’d only been trying to train my not-quite-teenaged sons to answer the bell, but apparently it worked on my brother, Rob, and many of the visiting family as well—probably because a reasonably high percentage of the time, whoever was ringing the bell was announcing the availability of either a meal or some fresh-baked treat that should be eaten hot.

  “Can you guys carry in all the presents and treats from Aunt Caroline’s car?” I asked.

  They stampeded downstairs, each pausing to give Caroline a hug. Then Caroline handed her keys to Rob and the trio raced outside. Caroline stepped into the living room to admire the Christmas tree. The main Christmas tree, anyway—every year Mother seemed to up the ante in the Christmas tree department. This year she’d affixed tiny ones festooned with gold glitter to the tank tops of all the downstairs toilets.

  “Lovely,” Caroline said, gazing around the room as she paused by the tree, still holding her stack of presents.

  I was opening my mouth to say something offhand, like “well, of course” or “as usual” and felt suddenly guilty. The room was lovely. Watching Caroline enjoy it brought that home to me, and I made a mental note to say something appreciative about the decor to Mother. I’d long since let her take charge of decorating the entire downstairs of our house. Left to my own devices, I’d probably have done a decent tree and a modest wreath on the door, but that would be about it. I was too busy during the holiday season—and besides, I hadn’t inherited the decorating gene.

  This year’s new addition to the decor was a wide panel made of evergreen branches braided with red velvet ribbon and matte gold metallic ribbon that went all the way around the walls on top of the crown molding. Initially I was appalled to think how much painstaking hand labor must have gone into it—but then I found out that Mother had started hiring the residents of the Caerphilly Women’s Shelter to do such handiwork, at generous rates that helped them build nest eggs for starting their new lives much sooner. Now when I looked up at the beautiful, intricate woven branches, one of my favorite quotes from A Christmas Carol tended to pop into my mind: “At this festive season of the year, it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute.…”

  And all Mother’s other holiday favorites were back. Intricate blown glass ornaments catching the light in all the windows—but high up, where they’d have better odds of escaping the roughhousing that was sure to take place when cousins and friends came over to visit Josh and Jamie. Multiple trees—the music-themed one in the front hall, the food-themed one in the dining room. Even a literary-themed one in our library—who knew there were so many book-shaped Christmas ornaments in existence?

  “Should we put all these under the tree?” Rob and the boys were back, each having to peer around a stack of presents higher than his head.

  “Or as close as you can get them,” I said. “Caroline, just give me a few minutes to change into someth
ing presentable and we can take off.”

  “I’m going to run out and see Rose Noire,” Caroline said. “I’m dying to see her new herb-drying shed.”

  I resigned myself to the possibility that Caroline might not be accompanying me to see Harvey the Hoarder. I didn’t share Rose Noire’s fascination with all things New Age, but even so I enjoyed visiting the herb-drying shed—which also doubled as a yoga studio and meditation room and housed her collection of crystals and other minerals. Maybe—

  “Mom?” Jamie looked worried about something. Josh was frowning, too. Since the twins, in spite of being boon companions, usually worked hard on doing everything differently from each other, something serious must be going on. “Aunt Caroline brought a lot of presents.”

  I glanced over to the tree. Yes, the present stash was looking much more robust.

  To make room for the new additions, they’d had to relocate the dogs’ Christmas beds, elegant red velvet cushions with green-and-gold bows that Mother had set on either side of the fire. Tinkerbell, my brother’s Irish wolfhound, had already adjusted to her new location and was dozing contentedly. Spike, our eight-and-a-half-pound fur ball, was sniffing at the new presents and uttering the occasional growl of suspicion and resentment.

  “There are a lot of people here,” I said.

  “But she brought at least two for me,” Josh said. “And probably two for Jamie.”

  “And she gives good presents,” Jamie added.

  “We need to think of something really good for her.” Josh folded his arms as if expecting me to protest.

  I stifled a sigh. It was nice that they’d become focused on giving in addition to receiving presents. I just wished they’d relax a little about picking their outgoing presents. We’d been agonizing over what to give various friends and family members since before Halloween.

  “Good idea,” I said aloud. “I’ll pick her brain and see if I can come up with any suggestions while we’re driving around.”